He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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