I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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