This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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