16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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