I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
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The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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