all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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