Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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