i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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