Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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