Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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