Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
ttyl tear gas
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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