I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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