you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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