Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My penis needs a shock collar
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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