All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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