Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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