Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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