Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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