chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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