She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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