Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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