forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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