I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When are your genitals available?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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