My first STD was from a foam party
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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