the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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