Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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