I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
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He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think my moral compass just broke
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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