just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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