I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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