I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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