judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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