Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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