Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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