no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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