just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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