I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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