so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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