do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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