Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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