Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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