i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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