i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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