i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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So many bounce houses so little time
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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