It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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