Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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