people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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