You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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