Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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