love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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