My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Randomize